“Mommy, I drew you a pitcher at school today.”

“For me? Thank you so much, Zeke! Who’s in it?”

“That’s me on the right side and that’s you on the other side, Mommy.”

“What’s the square beside me?”

“That’s your iPhone!”

(gulp) “Zekey, I will keep this drawing forever…it’s pinned to my heart with a dagger. Thank you, Punkin'”

Hey, at least I’m smiling and can do the splits…