All I wanted to do was wash my face. Simple little modern convenience  we all take for granted. Turn on the water, close your eyes and wash.

Not me…not any more.

I opened my eyes to this:


I’m thinking the sting on my eyeball would have felt better than the whip-lash I got flinging my head back in horror, which made me lose my balance, trip over the puppy and land on my butt on my bathroom scale, which caused me to scream so loud I probably ruptured my vocal chords.